Why I still won't vote for you

Here's a list of why I still won't vote for you in the next election:

• You treat us like idiots.
• You tell us all these lies that you expect us to believe.  Have you ever heard of the internet?  YouTube?  FaceBook?  Anyone?
• You make all these stupid decisions and tell us that it's for our own good.
• When you don't have anymore good arguments for your case you tell us that "we know more than you do.  So shut up and just take it."
• You use all our resources for your own good i.e. the police, the judiciary, the Election Commission, the Constitution etc.
• You are elitist S.O.Bs.  Anyone not in your elite clan are scum.  You treat us like scum and you let us know we are scum.
• You don't get your priorities right.  Instead of using the taxpayers money to pay the police officers, teachers and government servants better salary, you fund stupid projects that have not been fully thought out.
• You hand-pick a few people to become filthy rich and then show everyone else that the "dream" can be achieved.  But you failed to mention that in order to get to that dream we have to line your pockets first.  And those who are not picked continue to stroll along without even a minimum wage against an ever increasing cost of living.
• Projects and tenders cost double because somebody needs a 'commission'.
• Once in a while, you build a shiny new __________ (insert appropriate building or structure eg. mosque, bridge, road) and tell them you did it all for us.  The 'setinggan' behind that __________ (insert the same building or structure eg. mosque, bridge, road) is conveniently covered up when the PM (Prime Minister or Pak Menteri) comes for the inauguration.  2 years later the  __________ (insert the same building or structure eg. mosque, bridge, road) breaks down and nobody can use it.
• You tell Malaysians whose parents and ancestors were born in the country that they don't have full rights to your country. But you still want their vote.
• You say you defend the religion but in your actions you show no fear of God.
• If your gangsta son assaults someone the cops won't even bother to investigate and will even come out to say "believe me, there's nothing to it."
• I struggle with my business because I can't get a loan from a local bank but you give the cows money to buy a few condos.
• You keep telling us to be thankful to you for providing us with a safe country but I have to lug around my laptop every time I park my car.  If I don't, someone will smash the windows of my car to nick it!
• You tell us to be grateful because you've done so much for us when even a monkey could do a better job than you ever will.
• You're effing corrupt!
• Corruption has become so ingrained in our culture that nobody bats an eyelid when it is mentioned.  Of course, it's not usually called that way lah...  we can always call it 'entertainment' at that Karaoke place and get the GRO to 'keep you company.'
• You give ICs (MyKad) to illegal immigrants and get them to 'angkat sumpah' that they will vote for the dacing. 
• You brainwash all those innocent civil servants and tell them those 'dirty little secrets' so that they feel privileged and indebted to you.  And when these government servants tell us how they know all this so-called secrets (when they are actually lies, propaganda or whatever you want to call it) they say "cannot, it's a secret.  But if you know what I know you won't vote for that opposition guy!"
• Oh... you keep forgetting that you are actually civil servants... you serve us!

p.s. There's still more so I will add to the list when the time comes.
p.p.s Edited 11 Apr 2012
p.p.p.s Edited 16 Apr 2013